MIDDLESBOURGH
BOYS 2002-2004
NAME: William McLaughlin
Age: 19
AKA: King billy, billy
Working: The rig on the right
Lives: Bo'ness
Who is He: OK AT DARTS BUT
NOT UP TO THE STANDARDS OF
JONDIES OF STOBIE,
Quotes: Did u lock the door
Marc!!! how did you do that
when I've got the key! AYE
RIGHT! It's fuckin conduit, u no
know any thing? Ur groups
fuckin shite!
NAME: Marc Jarvie
Age: 19
AKA: Mr Jarvie, the j the a the r
the v the i the e it's jarvie!
Working: Piper Feild
Lives: Kylsyth
Who is He: MADDEST CUNT THIS
SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC! ALWAYS
UP FOR THE CRACK, GOES A BIT
MENTAL ON THE WINE!
Quotes: Aye man i locked the
door! Alright boythss! And iii
would walk five hunder miles!
(DUBLINERS KARAOKE!)
NAME: Rory McWilliams
Age: 19
AKA: em? RORY
Working: Orkney
Lives: Memus
Who is He: FOUNDER OF MEMUS
MOTOR SPORTS, HIS CARS SHIT,
NOT HARDCORE AT ALL, THINKS
HE'S GREAT WITH HIS PERSPEX
TABLE AND CLING FILM!!
Quotes: "WHAT RHYMES WITH
DUNTER! ? ! .... fUCKIN MUNTER"
"WHO IS HE?" "HARDCORE"
"TWENTY YEARS AGO... THEY
CALLED IT DISCO!"
NAME: Daneil Wilmot
Age: 20
AKA: Wilmot, Danny
Working: Some Dodgy Boat
Lives: Boro
Who is He: DIRTY DIRTY BOY!!!!
THAT CAN GET HIS HANDS ON ALL
SORTS OF ITEMS! RENOUNED FOR
THE JACKET AND THE INCIDENT
INVOLVING SHAUN!!! ENOUGH SAID
Quotes: So whats happening
then? Laura better not find
out! Honestly Jonny keep
quiet about it!
NAME: Sean Stevenson
Age: 20
AKA: Sean Boy
Working: Some Dodgy Rig
Lives: Darlo
Who is He: ANOTHER DIRTY
DIRTY BOY!!!! LIKES TO PUMP IRON
ASWELL AS OTHER THINGS, LIKES
PICKING UP INNOCENT FEMALES
OFF THE NET AND TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THEM!!!!
Quotes: Go on John Boy!
Comin to see me favers band!!
GO ON JOHN BOY!!!!